Overheard at the Dinner Table

I seem to fall into some pretty odd dialogs on occasion.  This exchange, for example, struck me as being somewhat interesting:

  dinner companion: “Now she’s going off to college to become a lesbian.”
  me: “I don’t believe that actually requires a formal education.”

From the “Not What I Meant” files

… because nothing says “I love you” like breath mints from your favorite restaurant.